Faster Than The Speed of Night
Who doesn’t love cheese? Not the food. I mean things we call cheesy. They’re great. Evidence: the song Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler. I don’t need to tell you how amazing that song is. I was bored so I made a “being amazing” mix cd that begins and ends with Total Eclipse of the Heart. Cheesy songs are a guilty pleasure of mine. There’s nothing by Tears for Fears I won’t listen to. Is it terrible to say “Never Gonna Give You Up” is one of my most played songs? I sometimes put my ipod on shuffle hoping for it to Rick Roll me. I wish the Pope would yell at people. Does anyone do a really good Christopher Walken impression other than Christopher Walken? Thank god for Youtube. Where else would I get my daily dose of Christopher Walken? I’ll tell you. Nowhere. I can only see the watch scene from Pulp Fiction so many times before you memorize it completely. “He knew that if the gooks ever saw the watch, they’d confiscate it, take it away. The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright, and he be damned if any slopes gonna put his greasy yellow hands on his boy’s birthright so he hid the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass…”
